To all the thousands of people who sent me email, etc…asking if everything was ok or if I was in the hospital or if I had been kidnapped by the Mother of All Glitches or if I was lost in the In-Between, thank you for your flowers and best wishes!!

Some of you may have noticed that it’s been awhile since I posted a Blog, but everything is actually okay. The truth was, I was away at the annual All-Fixer Retreat – a two week sabbatical in The Seems where we discuss new or current threats, get shown all the new Tools from the Toolshed, do team building exercises and just basically hang out.

It was really fun (except for the night when Greg The Journeyman drank too much Inspiration and started challenging everybody to arm-wrestling. Casey Lake beat him and I think it insulted his manhood because he went berserk and tried to knock down a pine tree with his hands. But that’s another story…)

So, I am back home now and getting a full update from my Me-2 about what I missed (I’ve banned Me from blogging ever since that whole New Kingdom YouTube video thing). Other than Benjamin being his usual self and eating a bag of marshmallows and getting sick, everything has been “status quo.”

P.S. To Billy F. from Pawtucket…no you can’t become me if I disappear and then take over my blog and make it about mostly about skateboarding.

Talk soon,

BD