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I'm a Fixer, and last week, it was my turn, and the mission was the unknown mission: Operation Tidal, I had to go to Nature and, for the first time since the Glitch in Sleep, battle a glitch. I had to do it before the Atlantic stirred up too much and sunk North America! I was able to beat it 5 min. before "The American Tidal" would've happened.
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Online Door?
Hey fellow Fixers/Briefers,
Yesterday I was on the seems site, and all of a sudden this freak window pops up:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
YOU HAVE FOUND A SECRET SEEMSIAN DOOR!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!!!!
JUST TYPE IN YOUR ID INFO AND YOU CAN GO!!!!!!
So, naturally, by the time I had finished reading the pop up, my eye was twitching (that's my 7th sense sign, each Fixer has a different one, did you know that?) and I laughed, because I had four reasons how to detect this scam:
1. My 7th sense.
2. The suspicious sentencing.
3. My computer screen is made of glass, so it would be strictly impossible to make the Leap.
4. They wanted my ID number, which they would use to steal my Seemsian identity, probably using one of those illegal Me-2.95s.
So I quickly closed the window and started to walk to the nearest Door (REAL Door) and tell Human Resources about this, but suddenly I stopped.
I don't know why, I just did.
Then I decided to employ a Glichometer 2.0 (which WORKS) and track down the source of the scam......
(cough)
It turned out to be The Seems Human Resources.
They explained on the site that it takes you to the H.R. lobby, where a Camerabot is activated.
And so, ends another of my greatest personal blunders.
Fix To Live- Live To Fix,
FTL- LTF,
FiXeR 219
I'm a soon-to-be-Fixer, but
I'm a soon-to-be-Fixer, but currently I am only Briefer #392. So anyway, I was assigned to Fixer #26 (Josette Meyer). Why does Simly have to get all the attention? I'm at least as good as (scratch that, better than) him! Our Mission was to go to the Department of Thoughts because a conveyor belt had stopped and caused a large Headache. Our job? Fix it.
When we got there, I found it actually required a security level of 10 to get in! Fortunately for us, we were able to persuade the guards to let us in when we told him we were going to Fix the mess. When we got in, Half-Baked Ideas were lying all over the ground. The conveyor itself was easy enough, the motor had only jammed. But the Ideas had to be sorted—all 12,356 of 'em—in twenty minutes because I had an important thing to take care of. So now you know where all of your Twisted Thoughts come from! :-)
—timothymh
See you on the Flip Side!
It's still me
And don't think this is untrue, 'cause anything can happen!