Thanks to everyone who emailed me (I use Becker’s email beckerdrane@gmail.com because my email is top secret), about Pig Latin and Obenglobish. Most people in the world don’t use these languages except some kids, but if you know them, then you can talk to your friends and stuff and no one else will know what you’re saying.

Here’s how to do it:

How to Speak Obenglobish

Steps
1. Take the word you want to change into Obenglobish.
2. Add "ob" before every vowel.

Tips
1. Don't add "ob" to vowels you don't pronounce (i.e. bake, stare).
2. Pronounce the actual word the same way. For instance, control. You would say the vowels the same way, just add ob.
3. When you are saying "Obenglobish" ("I speak Obenglobish") in Obenglobish, don't make it Obobobenglobobobish, just keep it to Obenglobish.
Don't worry, it's hard at first, but you get better with practice.

How to Speak Pig Latin (I stole this all from the web)

This pseudo-language is widely known and used by English-speaking people, especially when they want to disguise something they are saying from non-Pig Latin speakers. It was first created in WWII when soldiers wanted to communicate to each other without eavesdropping Soviets understanding them.

Steps

Words that begin with a consonant

1 Transfer preceding consonant(s) from the word to at the end. Add "-ay" to the end of the word.

◦ Pig Latin = igPay atinLay
◦ Paint the fence white = aintPay ethay encefay itewhay
◦ Don't slump = on'tDay umpslay
◦ My dog = yMay (pronounced eye-may) ogday

Words that begin with a vowel and are one-syllabled

1 Add "-way" to the end of the word that start with a vowel, and leave the first letter in front.

◦ it = itway
◦ arm = armway
◦ egg = eggway

Others

1 Multi-syllabic words that start with vowels often are the same as words that start with a consonant.

◦ isthmus = isthmusway
◦ ingenious - sngeniouiway
◦ archery = yrcheraway
◦ ending = endingay
◦ ultimate = ultimateway

2 Compound words work better when you split them into separate words.

◦ bedroom = edbay oomray
◦ toothbrush = oothtay ushbray
◦ wallpaper = allway aperpay
◦ bathtub = athbay ubtay
◦ hi = ihay
◦ i rock = iway ockray
◦ soccer = occersay

More Examples

• I am speaking Pig Latin! = Iway amway eakingspay igpay atinLay!
• Can anyone hear me? = Ancay anyoneway earhay emay?
• I have a secret = Iway avehay a-way ecretsay.
• The guy next to me has toilet paper stuck to his shoe = Ethay uygay extnay otay emay ashay oilettay aperpay uckstay otay ishay oeshay.
• Are these really all the rules? There may be some missing. = Areway esethay eallyray allway ethay ulesray? Erethay aymay ebay omesay issingmay.
• Has anybody seen my washboard? = Ashay anyay odbay eensay ymay ashway ordbay?
• hi people! whats up? = ihay eoplepay hatsway upway?
• I love you= Iway ovelay ouyay
• new england patriots rock = ewnay englanday atriotspay ockray
• Pig Latin is really easy to speak and understand once you get the hang of it!- igpay atinlay isay eallyray easyway ootay eakspay andway understanday onceway ouyay etgay hetay anghay ofway itway!
• You= ouyay
• Hello= ollehyay
• Yes=esyay

Sorry for how long that was. I just got out of control...

Benjamin